Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Truck for Sale





A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.

'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'

'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!


He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.


'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had ran off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).


He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.


So I did.'

(Are women good or what?)
The wife has the last laugh!! 

6 comments:

Umma said...

hahaha the wife should have sold the car in a decent price but sent the cash of $15 ....dont you agree?

Mom of Four said...

Umma, what a smart gal you are...well, the old lady probably didn't even care anymore. One thing we learned here..don't mess with the Zohan, hahaha!!!

Manang Kim said...

hahaha oh yeah didn't think about it. i guess the wife has the moment of "i dont care you too" and the "get lost!" kind of syndrome lol! the good thing is that she didn't burn the truck and just send a picture hehe.

Joops said...

hahahaha, you got me going with this one.. I guess the wife was so happy that the husband left...

chubskulit said...

Buti nga cheater na hubby hahaha...

Manang Kim said...

@joops, yeah right she may felt a heavy load just lift out from her shoulder. and he has the nerve to ask her to sell his truck lol. doesn't know the wife is more wiser than him. he will be stranded forever in hawaii lol.

@hi rose, yes buti nga sa kanya. ang asawa ang may huling halakhak.